Come on, you know at least one idiot, oops we mean colleague that really needs these brilliantly sarcastic cards. Complete with illustrated tips, examples, and scenarios to give you actionable ways to use words like 'actionable', in order to sound smart. 
 
Includes essential tips such as:
· Constantly nod
· Pretend to concentrate while thinking about your need to fart
· Have some useless rhetorical questions memorised
· Nail big presentations by pacing
 
Worst case, they use the cards to create lists of people they want to lick in the office.

A fun gift, ensuring a laugh when they're sitting on your desk.
 
Box - 100 cards