So your best-spud sucks less than most people, here's a perfect yet bonkers gift idea for you and your weird pal.

Includes:
- Bright orange mug that reveals a thoughtful message once warm
- Don't expect traditional and soppy 'I Love You' though. This cup is designed to leave the recipient bewildered, so the message reveals 'YOU SMELL' once warmed up
- As a final touch, the mug is filled with delicious lollies - just in case they're easily insulted...