Have you heard about the chocolate thief? He always had a few Twix up his sleeve... Yep. No worries, we'll see ourselves out. At least if you purchase this sweet gift, you'll not only have a solid block of chocolate up your sleeve, but a sleeve reading any number of sassy mixups! Oh, and a sweet card.

You are a true gifting God, we bow at your feet and lick them (just in case there's some chocolate crumbs there).