MUM/DAD SMELL MUG & SWEETS
Look, in reality it's your parent's fault they made you so weird, so it's only fair you gift Mum & Dad the strangest present possible.
So here we have a gift set that includes:- A mug that reveals a secret message once hot
- As this is Text-A-Potato don't expect traditional and soppy 'I Love You'. Instead this mug will slowly reveal 'MUM/DAD SMELLS' as it warms up (just like their heart will)
- The mug is filled with sweets - just in case Mum or Dad are easily insulted
You are a great and glorious child.