A truly delightful way to embarrass those you love.
 
This s-mash-ingly unsubtle parcel is delivered by courier with large, bold, and damnright obnoxious branding for 'SATISFYING SEX TOYS.com'. There is nowhere to hide when this mail lands on your best-spud's desk or front door.
 
Perfect for a friend who has just started a new job, your boss, a pal who needs cheering up, a newly single spuddy or just a spud-tanious surprise. 
 
Guaranteed to cause maximum cringe, and denial including 'that's not mine', 'I didn't order this', 'I am a pious monk', followed by 'who the spuddy hell sent me this?'
 
Can be sent directly to the lucky recipient at their workplace, parent's home, girlfriend/boyfriend's flat, or their own house. Whatever your (evil) heart desires, it's completely anonymous.
 
If your best-spud tries to sue you, we are not liable...