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GROW YOUR OWN HAIRY COCK

GROW YOUR OWN HAIRY COCK

£9.99Price
Want to practice your manscape gardening, or know someone who needs to better their shaping and trimming?

  • Specifics:

    - This proud cock grows a thick and grassy bush that can be shaped and styled any way you like

    - Great for those who like house plants and getting dirty in the garden as it keeps growing grass as long as you water it

    - Growing a hairy cock couldn't be easier, just keep it wet and watch it excitedly grow

    - A fab edition to any room to brighten up and put a smile on visitor's faces

    - Once grown, proud cock-owners will love showing theirs off in public

    - Measures approx 13x11x 8 cm

    - Voted one of 2021's "best Christmas stocking fillers'" by The Standard

    - Add an outrageous 3D Pop Up card!
     

    If you're worried your cock may get lonely, we have a matching hairy beaver here!

Want to practice your manscape gardening, or know someone who needs to better their shaping and trimming?

GROW YOUR OWN HAIRY COCK

£9.99

Add outrageous 3D Pop Up Card? £8.99

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