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JESUS CHRIST! EXPLOSION BOX

JESUS CHRIST! EXPLOSION BOX

£14.99Price

He has risen! Out of an exploding gift box sent from you! What are the chances?! JESUS CHRIST... Is exactly what your loved ones will say upon opening this terrifyingly joyous gift box.

Discreetly hidden inside this lovely gift box is firstly, a huge explosion of confetti and extra large pop up cubes. BUT just in case your loved ones need Jesus in their lives in a more literal way, this explosive box houses a large inflatable Jesus and a hand warmer to help them on the path to righteousness.


Help your pals find the light and warmth before their debauchery starts.
When Jesus told his disciples, "I am with you always," most people assumed he was just adding a little figurative, feel good-good flourish. Turns out, Christ is a pretty literal guy.

 "Seek and ye shall find the best gift ever" - Jesus*

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  • Includes:

    - Gift box
    - Confetti and two extra large, pop up cubes
    - Box will be sent ready to explode immediately upon opening!
    - 50cm tall inflatable Jesus
    - 'I LOVE JESUS' hand warmer
    - Mr Christ will brighten up any room as he can be easily inflated/deflated and stored away for future use
    - Literally floats on water
    - Weighted at the bottom so Jesus stands upright once inflated

    -Jesus loves you, and your spuddies will love him too (once they've calmed down after Jesus' love explodes in their face)

He has risen! Out of an exploding gift box sent from you! What are the chances?! JESUS CHRIST... Is exactly what your loved ones will say upon opening this terrifyingly joyous gift box.

Discreetly hidden inside this lovely gift box is firstly, a huge explosion of confetti and extra large pop up cubes. BUT just in case your loved ones need Jesus in their lives in a more literal way, this explosive box houses a large inflatable Jesus and a hand warmer to help them on the path to righteousness.


Help your pals find the light and warmth before their debauchery starts.
When Jesus told his disciples, "I am with you always," most people assumed he was just adding a little figurative, feel good-good flourish. Turns out, Christ is a pretty literal guy.

 "Seek and ye shall find the best gift ever" - Jesus*

JESUS CHRIST! EXPLOSION BOX

£14.99

Add a card to explain yourself? £3.99

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