Does your best-spud struggle to keep a plant alive and now, somehow has to keep a baby alive? Perhaps they've had nine months with a bub in their tum, and they should have taken it up the bum?
 
Either way, luckily for them, they have a friend like you buying helpful gifts like this book.
 
Full of (questionably) helpful advice, it will ensure the new parents remember how to laugh (sometime between their crying and the new baby's...)
 
- By Martin Baxendale
- 15x15cm
- Soft cover