Discreetly hidden inside this lovely gift box, is a HUGE explosion of confetti and extra large pop up cubes just waiting to escape upon opening and SEVEN pairs of socks for their pota-toes.
 
Not only have you likely scared a poo out of your friend, family or colleague but now you have gifted them a weeks supply of the most glorious socks. How good are you.

Outrageous to receive, utterly hilarious to watch (or hear about later in an enraged text later).  This gift will be with the lucky recipient every step of their day, every day so they'll be forever reminded of this loving gift from you.