YOU: "What would you like for your present sugar plum?"
THEM: "I don't know, a million pounds"
YOU: Eye roll
 
Sick of these unhelpful suggestions? Well, let us help you out. Here we have a real, genuine currency, denomination note of $1,000,000,000 - yep, one billion dollars from Zimbabwe.
 
Perfect for that spuddy who always owes you a round at the pub, a sibling that never seems to have any money, or that annoying person who has everything except a billion dollars.