TWAT WRAPPING PAPER
If you're looking for some nice wrapping paper to bundle your spud-tacular present in, look no further as this gift wrap simply says 'TWATTY McTWAT FACE', which will do nicely.
Whether they're a clever twat, bald twat, old twat, ginger twat or just your spud-cial twat. This is your present's piece de resistance!